Time warp and psychosis

I have things to report. Tiny finally got fired. This led to a landslide of brown stuff. Tiny made a few phone calls accusing Boss of fornicating in the back of the store with Gomer. Tiny Called Gomers wife and the guy in charge of this group of stores... She also told this guy that Rapper was abusing and distributing illicit substances on the store. This led to lots of brown stuff. Gomer was forced by wife's jealous nature to quit. I do not believe anything beyond annoying flirting was going on. On top of this Boss has a serious illness that is causing massive pain and frustration. These allegations on top of the pain have led Boss to schedule some strange hours... Hope the mental breakdown is quick and relatively painless...
More when my brain works a little better.